Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Ari Arrested?

Dude, what's going on? I was watching the most awesome meteor shower when I heard faint screaming. I looked down thinking maybe Cleo had come to see where I was and was getting attacked by the lions, but it was Ari. I could see police dragging him off. What's going on? I haven't known Ari to do even slightly illegal things.


I couldn't find anything sharp in the room, so I used a bottlecap to chip off a really long, really sharp splinter, and attempted to pick the lock. Pretty sad, huh? But it worked. I guess the lock was so old... anyway, I picked up my laptop and grabbed the quilt too. I was on my way out when one of the staff members with the headphones grabbed me and started yammering that they'd found me. Was that what the whole headphone thing was about? Ari had 'em looking for me? Poor guy. I guess I did kind of vanish.


Maybe they can tell me what Ari did to get himself arrested. I hope it has nothing to do with those crazy lions.

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