Gotta hand it to Ari, he knows how to pick a place. I mean, aside from the lions keeping us hostage, this place is the bomb. Did I mention we were being held hostage? Seems the lions ate their fill and now they're hungry again. Aris is trying to find a trapper via the internet as fast as he can, but says it'll probably take a day or two. I'm cool with it. The lions will discourage any more paparazzi as far as I'm concerned. Ari is just worried that his "chef friend" will come over before the lions are trapped. Dude, he still thinks it's a secret, isn't that funny? Like we all don't know at this point. I even found one of his journals lying open, and it was all about how pretty she is, and how wonderful she is, and what amazing cooking skills she has. Enough to make me gag.
Unfortunately, I heard Ari coming, and I had to hide real quick, so I ducked behind a set of those massively heavy drapes he has everywhere and kept still. Ari came in, and he must have seen something off, cause I heard the journal close hard and then footsteps wandering around. He must have started looking to see if anyone was there. He passed by me, and I thought I was in the clear, but my watch picked THAT time of ALL times to yap and remind me that it was 3:00 pm. Did I mention I have a talking watch? I have a talking watch. I think I'll drown it now.
Ari was pissed that I flipped through his journal and confiscated my iKaraoke. Now I think that's a little unfair, but hey, I can still explore the mansion, right? He hasn't confined me to a room or anything... yet.
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